I've always been told that I have quite strange, interesting dreams but I find that I forget them so I thought I should start writing them down. So this will be a current feature in my blog.
I'll try and keep it linear, but I already don't remember how it started.
so I've decided to move to London, living with one other girl (don't know who she is) and having a good time. Then old lady starts creeping around and leaving stuff outside the house. I think one of the items was some toilet paper. She kind of reminds me of the old lady from Drag Me to Hell.
*Dream jumps* Old lady is now my granny and is living upstairs, I am downstairs and have also turned into one of the sisters from the head-teachers family off Waterloo Road. I wake in bed when I swear I see granny opening my door and staring at me, looking for something. But a second later, she is gone. I get up and search my bag to find I have hidden a pair of scissors and other pointy objects away from her. I don't want her to get mad with me, so I open my door and shout her, but she doesn't answer and seems to have disappeared. It is then that I discover she has been sick outside my room. I shift most of it out of the way (not sure how) and go to the kitchen where my auntie and cousins are getting ready to leave. I beg for them not to leave me in the house alone with granny. Cousins ignore me. I then go to wish auntie a happy birthday and say her present is in my room. I tell myself its winnie the pooh knickers. On the way back I bump into David Mitchell. He is wearing monks robes. He tells me to read his book.
*Dream jumps* Granny appears and auntie tells me to let her hug me. I dont want her to but I let her. She now looks like one of those frost people from Thor. She then runs away to her room, I follow her with my sister (other Waterloo Road character) and notice the house is now ruins, and her bedroom is on the top of one, we can see her sitting up there under her bed which mattress is half way off the bed. Then look round to see (now this gross bit) that granny has made a monument entirely out of feces. Lovely. There is also a sword sticking out the side of it. Granny appears again and murmurs that she needs another sword as she walks past us.
*Dream jump* The house is suddenly full of people who are all trying to escape, we open the huge wooden doors that leads out to a rainbow road bridge similar to Thor (and Mario Kart Wii!) and underneath is the sea. We attempt to cross to the reach an island on the other side but the enemy approach from the side blocking the bridge off with arrows and throwing swords. They have also managed to tie a few people up who I simply pick up rather easily and through the wooden doors retreating backwards. I save a worm and a bishop.
DREAM ENDS...
I wake up in real world thinking...WTF?
